Don’t just do something – Stand There! . . . If my lack of gray hair has you skeptical, try John Bogle’s sage advice. It should sound very familiar.

Raise-the-Debt rap (2:20) . . . Now’s a fitting time to bring out this timeless classic from Remy.

Extend and Pretend . . . Are we a democracy or a welfare state? The behavior of our politicians may have answered this question already.

Ask the Judge (21:00) . . . Judge Napolitano answers listeners’ questions on the Tom Woods show.

80-Proof Freedom and Liberty (6:00) . . . Expert distillers fire up George Washington’s Mount Vernon whiskey operation, once the nation’s most successful.